Just Because...

Despite my digging my heels in...I became a fan of Lady Gaga's music. She really does have a great voice..."sigh." Pulled in by her tractor beam!! Scotty, get me out of here!!

ALEJANDRO by Lady Gaga

I know that we are young,

And I know that you may love me,

But I just can't be with you like this anymore,

Alejandro

She's got both hands

In her pocket

And she wont look at you

Won't look you at

She hides through love

En su bolsillo

She got a halo around her finger

Around you

You know that I love you boy

Hot like Mexico, rejoice

At this point I gotta choose

Nothing to loose

Don't call my name

Don't call my name, Alejandro

I'm not your babe

I'm not your babe, Fernando

Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch

Just smoke one cigarette and run

Don't call my name

Don't call my name, Roberto

(Alejandro

Alejandro

Ale-ale-jandro

Ale-ale-jandro) x2

(Just stop

Please, Just let me go Alejandro, Just let me go)

She's not broken

She's just a baby

But her boyfriend's like a dad, just like a dad

Draw those flames that burn before him

Now he's gonna find a fight, gonna fool the bad

You know that I love you boy

Hot like Mexico, rejoice

At this point I gotta choose

Nothing loose

Don't call my name

Don't call my name, Alejandro

I'm not your babe

I'm not your babe, Fernando

Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch

Just smoke one cigarette and run

Don't call my name

Don't call my name, Roberto

(Alejandro

Alejandro

Ale-ale-jandro

Ale-ale-jandro) x2

Dont bother me,

Dont bother me, Alejandro

Dont call my name,

Dont call my name, Bye Fernando

I'm not you're babe,

I'm not you're babe, Alejandro

Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch,

Fernando

Dont call my name,

Dont call my name, Alejandro

I'm not you're babe,

I'm not you're babe, Fernando

Don't wanna kiss don't wanna touch.

Just smoke one Ciggarette and run.

Don't call my name,

Don't call my name,

Roberto.

(Alejandro

Alejandro

Ale-ale-jandro

Ale-ale-jandro) x2

Don't call my name,

Don't call my name, Alejandro.

I'm not you're babe,

I'm not you're babe, Fernando

Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch

Just Smoke one Ciggarette and run.

Don't call my name,

Don't call my name, Roberto.

(Alejandro

Alejandro

Ale-ale-jandro

Ale-ale-jandro) x2

(WARNING SOME CONTENT MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME)

YOU'RE A HOMO by Sherry Vine

Parody of Alejandro

I KNOW THAT YOU ARE SCARED AND I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE TO HIDE IN YOUR SECRET WORLD BUT I JUST CAN'T LET YOU GET AWAY WITH IT ANYMORE. YOU'RE A HOMO

YOU LIKE YOUR SEX, IN PUBLIC TOILETS

SO NO ONE CAN SEE YOU, THEY CAN'T SEE YOU

OR AT THE PARK, IN THE BUSHES

BUT WHERE'S THAT WEDDING RING I SAW ON YOU

AND WHEN YOU VOTE AGAINST ME

FROM THE CAPITOL IN DC

CAN'T YOU SEE THAT YOU CREATE, A WORLD OF HATE

SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED, YOU'RE A HOMO

NO ONE TO BLAME, YOU'RE A HOMO

DON'T WANT NO MUFF, YOU LIKE THAT DICK

YOU ARE A LYING HYPOCRITE

SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED, YOU'RE A HOMO

YOU'RE A HOMO. HONEY, YOU'RE A HOMO

PLEASE. JUST STOP LYING. YOU'RE A HOMO. JUST COME OUT!

YOU SAY I'M SICK, I'M JUST A SINNER

BUT I AM NOT THE ONE MOLESTING BOYS

AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE THAT YOU TORTURE

THEIR GHOSTS WILL FILL YOUR HEAD WITH DEAFENING NOISE

AND WHEN YOU USE RELIGION

AS A FRONT FOR OPPRESSION

CAN'T YOU SEE THAT YOU CREATE A WORLD OF HATE

CHORUS

THERE IS NO SHAME, YOU'RE A HOMO

NO ONE TO BLAME, YOU'RE A HOMO

LIFE'S JUST A GAME, YOU'RE A HOMO

I AM THE SAME, I'M A HOMO

THERE IS NO SHAME, I'M A HOMO

NO ONE TO BLAME, I'M A HOMO

SO SAY IT NOW, AND SAY IT LOUD

IT'S TIME TO LIVE OUT AND PROUD

I AM THE SAME, I'M A HOMO

New Drug for Perkyness

FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful

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Carrie Underwood versus Tim Hawkins

I was fishing last Friday on a lake in Mississippi in the humid summer heat

on a boat with my best friend Cletus who was sleeping in the back seat

well the bites were slow and we were running low on chips and Gatorade

it had been a long hard day

felt a tug on the line and I didn't pay attention it was spinning way to fast

before I knew it I was staring at a ten pound shiny bass

when I tried to pull the fish inside I pulled a muscle in my upper thigh

I was so scared I threw my rod up in the air

Cletus take the reel

take it from my hand

cause I can't do it on my own

I'm letting go and I need your help bad

and if you don't my fish is gone

oh Cletus take the reel

oh I'm letting go

and I need your help bad

and if you don't my fish is gone

on this boat I'm on

Cletus take the reel

oh take it take it from me

White and Nerdy

Time for a little levity...Imagine!!

Weird Al ~ The Saga Begins

"The Saga Begins"

(Weird Al Yankovic)

 

A long, long time ago

In a galaxy far away

Naboo was under an attack

And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn

Could talk the federation into

Maybe cutting them a little slack

But their response, it didn't thrill us

They locked the doors and tried to kill us

We escaped from that gas

Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass

We took a bongo from the scene

And we went to Theed to see the Queen

We all wound up on Tatooine

That's where we found this boy...

Oh my my this here Anakin guy

May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Did you know this junkyard slave

Isn't even old enough to shave

But he can use the Force, they say

Ah, do you see him hitting on the queen

Though he's just nine and she's fourteen

Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday

Well, I know he built C-3PO

And I've heard how fast his pod can go

And we were broke, it's true

So we made a wager or two

He was a prepubescent flyin' ace

And the minute Jabba started off that race

Well, I knew who would win first place

Oh yes, it was our boy

We started singin' ...

My my this here Anakin guy

May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Now we finally got to Coruscant

The Jedi Council we knew would want

To see how good the boy could be

So we took him there and we told the tale

How his midi-chlorians were off the scale

And he might fulfill that prophecy

Oh, the Council was impressed, of course

Could he bring balance to the Force?

They interviewed the kid

Oh, training they forbid

Because Yoda sensed in him much fear

And Qui-Gon said "Now listen here"

"Just stick it in your pointy ear"

"I still will teach this boy"

He was singin' ...

My my this here Anakin guy

May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

We caught a ride back to Naboo

'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to

I frankly would've liked to stay

We all fought in that epic war

And it wasn't long at all before

Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day

And in the end some Gunguns died

Some ships blew up and some pilots fried

A lot of folks were croakin'

The battle droids were broken

And the Jedi I admire most

Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast

Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost

I guess I'll train this boy

And I was singin' ...

My my this here Anakin guy

May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

We were singin' ...

My my this here Anakin guy

May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry

And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi

Now For Something LIght...YouTube!!

Bohemian Rhapsody??

Over 12 million have watched this video on YouTube, enjoy!!

The original:

This Queen classic has been parodied many times.

Trivia: Queen played very few gigs at the start, avoided the club circuit and rehearsed for two years while they all remained in college. They are the most educated band in rock history. (May began work on a Ph.D. in astronomy; Taylor has a degree in biology; Deacon, a degree in electronics; and Mercury had one in illustration and design.)

Share your YouTube videos links and all comments welcomed!!

Protect Insurance Companies PSA!!

Clinically Clueless here from Southern California taking a look at health insurance. I promise you that the video will be funny in a sarcastic sort of way. Click the link below, please.

Protect Insurance Companies PSA from Will Ferrell

A bit sarcastic, eh. Well, in the United States, health care is a huge problem. Lots of people due to finances or pre-exsiting conditions, have to live without health care insurance. I even had an insurance company tell my doctor which medications to prescibe without them even talking to me!! Some guy in a suit making lots of money denies coverage that I need because I don't take the less expensive medication even though I am finally stable!!! Grrrr.

I am writing this in October and am currently waiting for a very expensive treatment that I need to increase my low antibodies so that I stop becoming short of breath...who knows if they will approve it as it will be at least $10,000 for a one time treatment. I may require more.

How is your health care insurance in your country or state? Do people fall through the cracks, do you have to wait a long time for approvals, etc.

"Deliah" by Tim Hawkins