Christian Side Hug

Okay, this is supposed to be a parody on how people especially social groups, like churchs don't do full frontal hugs.  But, it would also include schools, boy scouts and other social groups especially with children. They often do "side hugs" or "off-set" front hugs.  This is supposed to be funny.  It is sung and written by a Christian group.  I've seen posts where people take this waaaaaaay too seriously.  Enjoy!!!

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Gimme Dat Christian Side Hug

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These are the EG rules,

So pay attention- it's essential,

This aint no front hug zone

You aint that fly, you aint my jones.

Stop. Now listen.

No front hugs, no kissin,

I aint scared to call your mama-

You'll be running home in a coma.

I got my groove.

You aint got nothin'.

Follow these rules, cause we aint bluffin.

Now uh, you aint no Rabbi,

You aint no priest.

So rise up off me like shortbread without yeast.

Don't use that front hug boy-

You back up off her.

That is innapropriate, cause we want to keep our mind pure,

Want to keep away from sin,

That means it's you too girl-

Only put your arm around it.

Gimme dat Christian side hug

Dat Christian side hug,

Gimme dat Christian side hug

Dat Christian side hug,

I'm a ruff rider, filled up with Christ's love,

Gimme dat Christian side hug

Dat Christian side hug,

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Dat Christian side hug,

Gimme dat Christian side hug

Dat Christian side hug,

I'm a ruff rider, filled up with Christ's love,

Gimme dat Christian side hug

Dat Christian side hug.

We be walkin like,

We be talkin like.

We be side hugging

Every day and every night.

It's how we do fool,

This aint no club.

So don't be hatin on me

When I show you no love.

We livin holy,

It aint no thang,

So put your hands up in the air

And let that shoulder hang.

I'm goin global,

Cause you don't know me-

I'm buyin babies like Angelina Jolie.

So quit that huggin

And slow down mama,

And hit my fist like President Obama.

Now Democrats shouldn't be the Congress! People!

Now Democrats shouldn't be the Congress! People!

Ohhhhh...

Gimme dat Christian side hug

Dat Christian side hug,

Gimme dat Christian side hug

Dat Christian side hug,

I'm a ruff rider, filled up with Christ's love,

Gimme dat Christian side hug

Dat Christian side hug,

Gimme dat Christian side hug

Dat Christian side hug,

Gimme dat Christian side hug

Dat Christian side hug,

I'm a ruff rider, filled up with Christ's love,

Gimme dat Christian side hug

Dat Christian side hug.

I'm a married man,

So you know I can hold hands,

Front hug all day long

With no other demands.

But, uh, as for you,

Until you say "I do",

No front huggin or PDA,

Or your EG time is through.

Some of ya all is slick,

And try to pull this trick-

Your hug starts to the side,

But it soon turns to the chick.

So if you end up here,

Then go ahead and scream it-

When I hug people,

I leave room for the Holy Spirit!

If a girl walks up with her arms out wide

And she's up and down with that look in her eye,

You better turn to the side

and pat her on her back,

Cause Jesus never hugged nobody like that!!

Scream it!!

Gimme dat Christian side hug

Dat Christian side hug,

Gimme dat Christian side hug

Dat Christian side hug,

I'm a ruff rider, filled up with Christ's love,

Gimme dat Christian side hug

Dat Christian side hug,

Gimme dat Christian side hug

Dat Christian side hug,

Gimme dat Christian side hug

Dat Christian side hug,

I'm a ruff rider, filled up with Christ's love,

Gimme dat Christian side hug

Dat Christian side hug